Boo: ... I am here.
Me: *eyebrow arch* Really?
Me: Are you sure you're not over there?
Boo: .... No?
Me: Maybe you'd better check to make sure.
Boo: ....? .... Who are you talking to?
Me: You. Who else would I be talking to?
Boo: *looks around, retrieves cup of milk* Milk?
Me: I don't talk to milk, honey. The milk can't hear me.
Boo: *holds up milk, makes squeaky voice for milk* Yes I can!